Tuesday, December 14, 2010

An Open Letter To Nick Hornby

Dear Nick Hornby,

I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding--I actually said Nick Hornsby (with an S) sucks. He's a douche I work with. He always takes credit for everything even when he was barely involved on the project. I actually really like you Nick Hornby (without an S). You write great novels. You write great lyrics. Even the movie versions of your books are pretty damn cool.

Anyway, sorry for the mix up. And, just to cut off any further confusion, I also enjoy the work of songwriter Bruce Hornsby. So if you're reading this, Bruce, please don't write a song about me.

Sincerely,

Some Guy On The Net

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